THE AD

	By Kevork Kalayjian


	Do you want to go back to your previous lover?
	Are you serious about falling in love again
	with the person of so many years ago?
	All you have to do is to be friends with me, then
	become intimate a little bit
	and wham, or swish all of a sudden 
	it will come back to you, and you will realize that 
	you and your ex belong together.

	It's not a theory it has been tested.
	Step by step, again and again.
	Susan became a friend of mine
	in March, we were intimate in June,
	in July she brought back her ex-lover 
	from France, and moved away with him.

	With Carol I became acquainted in July
	developed friendship in October,
	we were intimate in November
	and before that month was over
	she knew that the person with whom 
	she broke off two years ago, was the person
	she was looking for.

	So you see it is proven, it works,
	and you have nothing to lose
	you will either find your former lover
	or this ad will reappear
	with your phone number.


--
Kevork K. Kalayjian, Jr.  A graduate of the AGBU's Melkonian
Educational Institute, Nicosia, Cyprus, holds a B.A. in Political
Science and Economics from Fairleigh Dickinson University, Rutherford,
NJ, and a M. Ed.  Counseling Psychology, from William Paterson
University, Wayne, NJ. Kevork resides in NY with his wife Maral, and
three sons Aramazt, Tro, and Ohanes.